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Wanting Whatever Power Source Kanye is Plugged Into

After listening to Kanye on Joe Rogan’s podcast, Phew feels like he was “hit by lightning.” He definitely wants whatever power source Kanye is plugged into.

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Turning Us Into Monsters, One Newsfeed At A Time

If you haven’t seen the Netflix documentary The Social Dilemma, stop what you’re doing and watch now. As you will learn from that outstanding show, Social Media is turning us into monsters, one newsfeed at a time.

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You’ve Got An Open Invitation, Winning at Quarantine & More

The guys discuss drinking, winning at quarantine, happiness, morning routines, the power of measurement and morning routines, Austin, TX, trusting the process and the open invitation that Unc extended to Phew. Click here to listen…

I Don’t Want to Live in a World Like This Anymore

Unc and Phew have their most personal, intimate conversation to date. Both came into the podcast with specific, very different objectives, but – in the end – they find surprisingly powerful common ground. Click here to listen…

A Miracle, GLEXIT, Traverse City, Austin & Seinfeld – Oh My!

Unc and Phew talk about how one of Unc’s clients received a miracle heart transplant, how Phew’s longtime relationship is coming to an end, and what it was like advising James Altucher during his very public feud with Jerry Seinfeld. Click here to listen..

Just Another Flavor of Nietzsche’s Übermensch

Unc and Phew talk about comedy, big data, how certain members of the elite class suffer from Nietzsche’s “Übermensch” syndrome, and how ignoring history is a great way to repeat it. Check it out!

How Much Money is Too Much Money?

Another classic back-and-forth in which Unc and Phew debate a whole slew of issues, including the age-old question of “how much money is too much money.”  Check it out!

First Ever Uncphew Q&A (You Asked & We Answered!)

Unc and Phew finally (hey, what’s four years among friends?) finally get around to answering a few questions from loyal listeners of the podcast.  Check it out!

Why French Kids Are So Much Better Than American Kids

Phew, based on the years he spent living in Paris, weighs in on why he believes the French are so much better at raising kids than their American counterparts. And, of course, other stuff.   Check it out!

I Want to Ride My Bicycle, I Want to Ride My Bike

The dudes take a day off from solving the world’s problems to discuss one of their mutually shared passions: bicycling. Is that as boring as it sounds? You’ll have to be the judge.  Check it out!

Jenna Marbles is a Soft and Available Target

The social justice mob claims another victim: this time, it’s beloved YouTube star Jenna Marbles. Cancel culture continues to run wild, further reducing free speech. Check it out!

Passion is a Poor Substitute for Reason

Sam Harris published an AMAZING podcast that you simply MUST check out! This podcast is our response and reaction to that podcast. Check it out!

Defund the Police! Defund the Police?

Defund the police! Defund the police? Unc and Phew have one of their most passionate and visceral discussions ever, on a lightning rod of a topic that has many completely up in arms. Check it out!

Honoring the Memory of George Floyd

What happened to George Floyd was truly tragic. Unc shares his thoughts on this historic event, and the things we can do to make something positive out of this incredibly negative situation? Check it out!

Joe Rogan Signs $100 Deal & Other Random Musings

Joe Rogan signs $100M deal with Spotify, terrible roommates, Zuck is an alien and so much more! Check it out!

Golden Age of Contrepreneurialism

Truly, we are blessed to live in the Golden Age of Contrepreneurialism. So much snake oil, so little time! Check it out!

Absence of Community & Purpose of Higher Education

Is the absence of “community” a major problem in America today? Have college sports programs perverted the purpose of higher education? Check it out!

Can WB III Save the World in 2024?

Can WB III save the world in 2024? We’re not sure, but we’re confident he’ll restore your faith in the world’s younger generation. Check it out!

Disintermediation Frustration (What are We to Believe?)

Savvy world leaders like Putin intentionally distort “reality” via narrative disintermediation. That leaves so many having no idea what to believe. Hence, today’s chaos. Listen now!

The Death of Discourse in America Today

Few people practice the Doctrine of Charity. Many actively look for reasons to be triggered. Social justice warriorism is running amok. Welcome to the death of discourse. Listen now!

From Yoga Mat to Psychiatrist Couch

From Yoga Mat to Psychiatrist Couch. Unc and Phew start off discussing yoga, and end up in intense self psychoanalysis, with a variety of epiphanies along the way. Check it out!

Covisionaries Revolt Against Michigan Dictator

Covisionaries revolt against Michigan dictator-in-the-making Gretchen Whitmer. Is COVID-19 too legit to quit, or is it truly a media-turbocharged hoax? Check it out!

Nobody Makes Any Money Doing Anything Anymore

Nobody makes any money doing anything anymore. Welcome to the Gig Economy! Technology is polarizing our culture and killing us economically.  Check it out!

The Greatest Of The GOATs (Not MJ, Tiger Or TB12)

People love to debate about who the GOAT – the “greatest of all time” – is. Is it Jordan? LeBron? Tiger? Brady? Our pick for the true “greatest of the greatest of all time” might surprise you. Check it out and let us know what you think!

Death of the Doctrine of Charity

Unc has received a bunch of recognition for his work online and in social media (an endorsement from the New York Times? What?). That said, he has all but abandoned his online efforts in recent months. Find out why… Listen in!

Kurzweil, Trump & Bands (oh my!)

Unc blindsides Phew with a series of questions relating to Donald J. Trump’s Executive Orders on immigration and terrorism. The sparks fly. But, before that, they discuss synthesizers, Singularity, and other typical nonsense. Listen in!

Obama is the Best/Worst POTUS EVER

Every thinking person knows that Obama is the best or worst POTUS of all-time. Unc and Phew decide to get into the octagon and battle it out to see what the truth really is on this red-hot topic. Warning: it ain’t pretty …. Listen in!

Star Wars Rules (or Blows; You Decide)

Star Wars is, like, only the most amazing cultural phenomenon of, like, ALL TIME. Or, Star Wars is the most overrated piece of “entertainment” ever created. Or something in between those two. We’re not sure…. Listen in!

Christmas Stories & Non-Stories

Phew had a rather idyllic youth (well, if you skip the Faggie McGiggles years, that is). As he regales Unc with tales of Christmases past, Unc does his best to keep up. But, as is so often the case, Unc fails. Listen in!

Californication & Stuff

Phew loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Movie stars. No, really, he went to a conference in LA. Unc continues his very public self-psycho-analysis. Fun for the whole family …. Listen in!

Social Media is Dead

Is Social Media dead? Unc and Phew take us through the paces of this dynamic and wide-ranging conversation about the current state of Facebook, Twitter, InstaGram, LinkedIn, SnapChat and the other major social platforms that have consumed so many of us…. Listen in!

Unc Is Homeless

Via a freak chain of events, Unc finds himself homeless, in a driving rainstorm. He and Phew discuss this harrowing event and how it forced Unc to confront the realities of his life versus so many others who are so much less fortunate. Sappy, vacuous caucasianness ensues. Listen in!

For Whom Are YOU Voting? (Phew’s Choice)

We decided to do our own, individual podcasts to let you know for whom we’re voting, and why. This is Phew’s version of that. And whomever you decide to support in this election, it is crucial to GET OUT AND VOTE! Check it out!

For Whom Are YOU Voting? (Unc’s Choice)

We decided to do our own, individual podcasts to let you know for whom we’re voting, and why. This is Unc’s version of that. And whomever you decide to support in this election, it is crucial to GET OUT AND VOTE! Check it out!

Scandal Scoresheet (ALL the Dirt!)

Not sure who you distrust the least? Trying to figure out who has more skeletons in the closet? Interested in finding out where all the bodies are buried? We compiled every scandal we could find for BOTH candidates, and we did that as objectively and as honestly as we could. Listen in!

RIP Journalism (Future Shock Arrives)

The world has truly turned into a ball of confusion for many. Recent events have made it fairly clear that large swaths of the media are no longer objective. In some cases, it’s almost comically obvious. Click on the player below to listen to Unc and Phew kick this one around!

From Beaver to Cleaver (Kayleigh Got Married!)

Someone clearly roofied their drinks, but Unc & Phew just came from the BEST. WEDDING. EVER! Phew’s little sister Kayleigh got married, and it was AWE. SOME. Unc & Phew regrettably explore their inner vajayjays in this episode. Check it out!

Everyone is Hitler (Yes, Maybe Even You!)

Whether goose-stepping down Main Street or sieg heiling on Wall Street, everyone seems to be caught up in Hitlermania, the awesome new fad sweeping the nation. Listen in as Unc and Phew dissect this craze and unpack all of its wonderful implications. Check it out!

The Cultural Norms of German Trains

In this episode, Unc and Phew discuss yelling obscenities into open car windows, being an evil–but unfailingly polite–child, the Hockenheim Maneuver, the cultural norms of German trains, how it’s become impossible to “be the adult” in America anymore, & so much more! Check it out!

Frequent Inappropriate Thoughts

In this episode, Unc and Phew start off by discussing frequent inappropriate thoughts, but then they go off on a series of tangents that end up in a serious political conversation about how it’s no longer possible to have serious political conversations.  Click to listen!

College Campuses Gone Wild

Jonathan Haidt said it perfectly: “If you haven’t been on a college campus since 2013, you have no idea how bad it’s gotten.” Listen to the radical stuff happening at today’s institutions of higher learning. Click to listen and watch the amazing related videos!

Hangin’ with Shaq at the Final Four (thanks AT&T!)

In this episode, Unc and Phew discuss Unc being named the #1 Michigan State basketball fan on earth, helping AT&T promote the 2015 Final Four in Indianapolis, hanging with Shaq, and a ton more. Check it out!

Crossfit vs yoga, other stuff and, OMG, flip flops

In this episode, Unc and Phew debate the pros and cons of Crossfit vs yoga, and the demonic implications of the devil’s footwear: flip flops. Yes, you read all of that correctly. We know you want to listen. We dare you. We double dare you. We quadruple dare you. Just click here.

Welcome to the very first uncphew podcast show!

Welcome to Episode 1 of our podcast! In this show, we talk about how Phew destroyed Unc’s comedy dreams , Unc’s being named Michigan State’s #1 basketball fan, Phew’s unemployable dual major in college, how maybe we need to start being nice to each other and and a bunch of other stuff. Check it out!